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+# Streamboy!
+
+Jeeves' personal streaming toolkit.
+
+{insert stereotypical message of This Is A Mess Not Designed For Others} so Good Luck Have Fun :)
+
+# Usage
+
+0. (Nix only) Run `nix develop`
+1. Run VLC with `vlc --extraintf http --http-host localhost --http-password 1234`
+2. Run OBS Studio
+3. Create a browser source with a height of 19, width that is a multiple of 8, and point it to `http://localhost:8012/statusline`
+4. Run Streamboy with `deno run dev`
+
+Topic is hardcoded for now, but the song info will automatically update with VLC.